Can someone please explain something to me? Why is it that everyone following this blog seems to be a fucking crazy person? Why are they all part of some giant roleplaying-looking thing? Why are they leaving ridiculous comments on this blog?
Stop it. Just stop it. I'm sorry if this blog somehow gave you the impression that I'm part of your little horror roleplaying thing, but I'm not. This is not some demented fantasy thing; this is real. Get over yourselves. And if you think that the shit on your blogs really did happen? Then get professional help, because you are a crazy person.
I do not need this. There's a kid in one of my classes who's obsessed with these fucking horror blogs and never shuts up about them. I hear enough about these monsters of yours already. I don't need them here.
Oh, and "Jester." Very funny. Stop fucking harassing me and get a life.
Mr. Jester is away on business, hon, but we Misfits are here. I'll relay your message to him for you. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh joy, now Jester has a whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames.
DeleteAxel, I wish this were the fiction you think. I'd say enjoy the illusion that none of this is real while it lasts but that's a good way to get killed. If I were you I'd start hanging out with that kid from you class more. His genre savvy may save your life some day.
Or it could get him killed quicker. Especially with Mr. Jester tagging along.
DeleteIt's probably better to let what's going to happen happen, then offer useful advice when he's ready to listen.
Until then,
- Have a Nice Day
He's always had the Misfits, they gave a lady by the name of Grace a real.. tough time.
DeleteOh? Are you a fan, dear Amy? I didn't get to meet Grace, but I heard she was a wonderful person.
DeleteJester has sidekicks now?
DeleteWonderful.
Am I the only serious chosen one of Her Majesty?
We are not sidekicks. We are Dolls given to Mr. Jester by the Empress. He has named us the Misfits.
DeleteI'm sorry you feel that way, Axel. When all this shit comes down on your head, you're going to feel like a real moron. Good luck with that, really.
ReplyDeleteYeah, seeing way too much seeds for FEARsanity here. Dude, you're gonna get stalked. You probably won't accept it until your friends and family get butchered, your room inverts itself, etc. etc. Hopefully, it'll happen before stuff as bad as the former. Regardless, when it does, we're still gonna be willing to help. 'Cause we're cool like that.
ReplyDeleteOh, and before I forget- I'd like to argue about your last statement in particular. IMO, the Jester is freakin' hilarious. Also, as far as I can tell, so far he doesn't seem to be trying to get you really that angry like a normal troll. More like he's just joking around, having a good time. Living up to his name, y'know?
DeleteOf course, I haven't read this blog that in-depth, yet, so more reading may prove me wrong. Derp. :P
This post screams "MISTER CHARLES." >_>
ReplyDeleteHave fun, man. I'm not trying to rope you into anything, for the record. I'm just in this to read.
Hehehe me? Crazy? Hehe oh no not at all. Bored? Maybe a little. Heh.
ReplyDeleteNow now guys. This poor man obviously doesn't want our game to keep impeding in his perfectly normal life. You're absolutely right good sir. This is all just a game go ahead and live your normal life and ignore all of us. Nothing bad will happen.
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