So I'm guessing that most of you read Jester's comment last page. For those of you who didn't, a brief summary: he claims my family is made up of hybrids, that he killed my sister, and that he's going to kill me soon. What's more, some other people in the comments egged the fucked on.
So, I called the police. I informed them that an obviously mentally unstable individual had threatened to kill me.
Enjoy your felony charges, assholes.
Felony charges? FOR ME!? But it's not even my birthday!
ReplyDeleteMister Jester, please grow up. You're not Heath Leger, I'm so sorry to inform you; you have no idea how to pretend to be insane. You know NOTHING of The Wooden Girl, nor of her works. In fact, I'm pretty sure I came first. So you know NOTHING of me, nor of my ACTUALLY THREATENING actions such as assassinating important figures in the uprising.
DeleteFor once, I'm actually on the side of the Kingdom Hearts fan. Look at me, Jester. Looking? You look ugly as hell, that mask does not look good on you. It doesn't even look threatening. It doesn't even look like you're trying to look unthreatening to catch me off-guard or something.
Do you know what all of your posts look like to me, Mister Jester? They look like you're a horrible slave of The Wooden Girl. They look like she has no faith in you so she just gave you a computer and told you to go bother everyone else so you didn't bother her. What more, your actual posts themselves pretty much just say "HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME! I'M EVIL, RIGHT? HAHAHA THIS IS WHAT CRAZY PEOPLE DO, RIGHT? THEY KILL PEOPLE AND LOVE CAUSING ANARCHY? I SAW THE DARK KNIGHT, GUYS, THAT MOVIE JUST CAME OUT YESTERDAY SO NONE OF YOU ARE FULLY EXPECTING WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY! HEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEE"
What more, your posts lack subtlety. You can't simply keep saying cheerful things and expect to sound cryptic or threatening. You just sound like a teenager who recently discovered Lewis Carroll.
Thank you, and have a nice life.
Unless he actually attempts to kill you, all he'd need to claim is that all of this is fake. That you were in on the joke from the beginning. You've been claiming none of this is real from the start, haven't you? You don't have a leg to stand on.
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