There is lovely young woman who sits next to me in one of my classes, and she's also pretty fun to talk to. I think I'll call her Marluxia-- not because I suspect her of being a very effeminate-looking man, but because she's pretty tomboyish, so, you know, androgyny. I'm bad at jokes. She sort of reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez, actually. Not that I think Michelle Rodriguez looks like a man. OK, I'll stop now.
I always did have a soft spot for Hispanic women.